Andr-Tech uk666 Posted August 5, 2020 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted August 5, 2020 The Hierarchy of the Academic World THE DEAN: Leaps tall building in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God. DEPT. HEAD: Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks with God. PROFESSOR: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks with God if special request is approved. ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR: Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals. INSTRUCTOR/ POSTDOC Climbs walls continually. Rides the rails . Plays Russian Roulette. Walks on thin ice. Prays a lot. GRAD STUDENT: Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can't stay afloat with a life preserver. Talks to walls. UNDERGRAD: Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building. Says "look at the choo-choo". Wets himself with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to himself. DEPT. SECRETARY: Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth. Freezes water with a single glance. She is God. 2 Link to comment
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