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Maxims of The Internet Age


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Maxims of The Internet Age

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  1. Home is where you hang your ampersat (@).
  2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
  3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
  4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
  5. Great groups from little icons grow.
  6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
  7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
  8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
  9. Microsoft Word wise; pen and paper foolish.
  10. The modem is the message.
  11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
  12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
  13. A chat has nine lives.
  14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
  15. Fax machines ruled the workplace before the internet age
  16. What boots up must come down.
  17. Windows will never cease.
  18. In times of Pandemic, In Gates we trust.
  19. Virtual reality is its own reward.    
  20. Modulation in all things.
  21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
  22. There's no place like http://127.0.0.1.
  23. Know what to expect before you connect.
  24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
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