Your Last Day Working

[uk666]

Your Last Day Working

You know it's your last day at work when:

1. You noticed the co-workers measuring your office when your arrived at work.
2. A very large paper recycling box was placed next to your file cabinets.
3. You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.
4. The Security guard made a complete inventory of you work area.
5. When the boss asked you if you believe in life after death, because after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
6. A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your boss is standing behind you. And it's his wife.
7. The receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on you.
8. The LAN suddenly began backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.
9. While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.
10. Your assistant began responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
11. You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week.
12. You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?".
13. Three people began helping you write a "desk manual" for your job.
14. You wake up hung-over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.
15. The company new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of you.