Exercise For Older Folk

[uk666]

Exercise For Older Folk

The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

Monday

• Beat around the bush.
• Jump to conclusions.
• Climb the walls.
• Wade through the morning paper.

Tuesday

• Drag my heels.
• Push my luck.
• Make mountains out of mole hills.
• Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday

• Bend over backwards.
• Jump on the Band Wagon.
• Run around in circles.
• Go the extra mile (please seek medical advice before attempting this one)

Thursday

• Advise the President on how to run the country.
• Toot my own horn.
• Pull out all the stops.
• Add fuel to the fire.

Friday

• Open a can of worms.
• Put my foot in my mouth.
• Start the ball rolling.
• Go over the edge.

Saturday

• Pick up the pieces.

Sunday

• Kneel in prayer.
• Bow my head in thanksgiving.
• Uplift my hands in praise.
• Hug someone and encourage them.

WOW, What a Workout!

[Bad Karma]

You should change your nick to "Sporty666"