Andr-Tech uk666 Posted July 13, 2020 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted July 13, 2020 How to Spoil a Really Nice Evening What makes these questions so bad is that everyone is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce, if the man does not answer properly--which is to say, dishonestly. 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time. Which was most likely one of five things: - Baseball. - Football. - How fat you are. - How much prettier she is than you. - Beer. According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking." The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers. 2 - "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include: - I suppose so. - Would it make you feel better if I said yes? - That depends on what you mean by "love". - Does it matter? - Who, me? 3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include: - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. - Compared to what? - A little extra weight looks good on you. - I've seen fatter. - Honey I will buy you a second mirror so you can check for yourself. 4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident, or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include: - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. - I don't know how one goes about rating such things. - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Note: From this, we can see that any standard male response is probably incorrect. 2 Link to comment
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