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10 Environmental Excuses for being a Lazy Slob


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10 Environmental Excuses for being a Lazy Slob

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  1. It's not that I don't pull weeds, I'm just sequestering carbon.
  2. I would take a shower but I'm saving water, and therefore energy, and therefore the world.
  3. Getting a Big Gulp is buying in bulk, and we know that buying in bulk is not only fiscally responsible, but environmentally correct.
  4. I'd go for a run but I don't want to contribute to CO2 emissions from my elevated breathing.
  5. I'm not bumming a ride off you; I'm reducing my carbon footprint.
  6. Playing video games all night means I'm using electricity during off peak hours and I'm helping to manage our energy resources.
  7. My refrigerator is a celebration in biodiversity.
  8. I'm wearing the same clothes as yesterday to help Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle.
  9. I let my trash settle before sending it to the landfill where it would be trapped in an anaerobic environment and never decay.
  10. Eating out of cardboard containers means I don't waste water and energy doing dishes.
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