Andr-Tech uk666 Posted May 27, 2020 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted May 27, 2020 Stupid Is As Stupid Does Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club one day and one of them said to the other one: “Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid. You don’t think so? Let me show you.” He called his driver over and said: “Here is $10, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes.” To which the driver replied: “Yes Sir! Right away!” As he rushed off to the showroom, the rich man turned to his friend and said: “See, I told you he was stupid.” The other rich man said: “That’s nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid.” He called his driver over and said: “Go home now and check to see if I’m at home.” The driver said: “Yes Sir! Right away, Sir.” He ran all the way home. “See what I told you? He doesn’t even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here.” Later, the two drivers met on the road. The first said to the second: “Eh, you know my boss is so stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes. Doesn’t he know that today is Sunday? The showroom is closed!” The second driver replied: “You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is so much worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home. He’s got a phone, right, he can just call home to check!” 1 1 Link to comment
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