Abducted

[Seafood]

A husband returns home from work to discover that his wife is missing.

He spends the next two days looking for her, and when he comes home on the second night he finds his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.

"You're alive!" he cries. "Where have you been all this time?"

"These four men kidnapped me, and have had wild sex with me for a week."

"But you've only been gone two days!?!"

"Yeah, I've just nipped home to get something to eat..."