Lie Clocks

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Lie Clocks

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

She asks angel: What are these for?

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks; every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this?

Angel says: It's Yudhishtir's clock. It never moved, showing that he never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men?

The angel replies: Those are in our office; we use them as 'OFFICE FANS'

She then asked, what about the Married women?

The angel replied: 

Those are kept out... they are 'Generating electricity'!!!