Christmas decorations

[Seafood]

I had the police knocking on my door earlier... "We are going to have to ask you to take your Christmas decorations down, sir, as the 'middle eastern' family accross the road find them very offensive."

"Bullshit. Why should I?," I said, "We celebrate Christmas here, so if they don't like it, they can fuk off back to whatever sh*t hole they came from."

"That's your opinion, sir - and we respect that. Just make sure you put them up on your own house next time..." he replied.