Virgin Wool

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Virgin Wool

Sarah, being the "only buy-on-sale shopper," beckoned to a salesman in a Department Store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there?"

"That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather snotty salesman.

"Oh! For $99.95, I could get the same dress at Klein's downtown!"

"But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the dress at Klein's is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool."

Sarah replied, "So, for $800, I should be caring what the lambs do at night?"