Seafood Posted December 13, 2019 Share #1 Posted December 13, 2019 Yesterday my wife suggested why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys of my own age. I did this, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a Parachute Club . She said "Are you nuts? You're 60 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier 3 Link to comment
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