First Aid

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First Aid

“You’re late!” sneered the manager to his blonde secretary.

“It was awful,” she explained. “I was walking to work down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first aid course.”

“What did you do?” asked the manager.

“I sat down and put my head between my knees to stop myself from fainting.”