Lawns

[Seafood]

One Saturday afternoon I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking a beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

I took a drink from my can of Beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my RayBans and stared directly at this nosy bitch and calmly replied, "I am. That's why SHE cuts the grass."