Father's Lesson

[Bad Karma]

A father talks to his son about the importance of finding the right partner in life.  He made a list of attributes the ideal woman should have and said, “Son, meeting the right woman is not easy, but if you use this list as your guide, you should be just fine.”

His son took the list and reads the items aloud:

“1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.”

With a sigh of doubt, he says to his father, “Sounds like a rather demanding list, and may be hard to find a woman who has all these attributes, dad. How do you find a woman like this?”

“Well son,” replied the father, “You give it a try, but if you can’t find it all in one, you must make sure that these four women don’t know about each other.”