Funeral

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A woman's husband dies. He had only $20,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.

The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 left a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral home cost me $6,000. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation to the church, so that was another $2,000. The rest went to the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$12,000 for the memorial stone? My God, how big was it?"

Extending her left hand, the widow says, "Three and a half carats".