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Grounds for Divorce


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Grounds for Divorce

Jennifer appeared before the judge and said, “I want a divorce from that jerk over there.”

The judge asked, “On what grounds?”

“Because he’s a terrible lover,” she blurted.

“Right, and how long have you been married?” the judge asked.

“Fourteen years,” she replied.

“Help me understand, Mrs. Smith,” The judge began. “Why did you wait fourteen years to divorce your husband for being a terrible lover?”

Jennifer explained:

“Because, your Honour, until this insurance salesman stopped by my house last week, I didn't know how bad a lover my husband was.”

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