Medical Puns

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Medical Puns

1. Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
2. PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
4. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
5. I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.
6. Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.
7. URINE: opposite of ‘you’re out.'
8. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.
9. He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.
10.  I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.