You Aren't A Kid Any More When....

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You Aren't A Kid Any More When....

1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
2. You can live without sex but not without glasses
3. Your back goes out more than you do
4. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room
5. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
6. You are proud of your lawn mower.
7. You sing along with the elevator music.
8. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
9. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11. You make an appointment to see the dentist
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. Neighbours borrow your tools.
14. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
15. You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
16. You send money to PBS.
17. You still buy records, and you think a CD is a certificate of deposit.
18. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
19. You take a metal detector to the beach.
20. You wear black socks with sandals.
21. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.
22. Your ears are hairer than your head.
23. You talk about "good grass," and you're referring to someone's lawn.
24. You get into a heated argument about pension plans
25. You can go bowling without drinking.
26. You have a party, and the neighbours don't even realize it