New Restroom Trip Policy

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New Restroom Trip Policy

• Find that your employees are slacking off at work?
• Not fully utilising their office hours?
• Spending too much time in the restroom and toilet chats? 

Try this new policy that is guaranteed to return those lost hours to your company!

Re: Restroom Trip Policy

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restrooms under informal guidelines. Effective May. 1, 2019, a Restroom Trip Policy (RTP) will be established to provide a more consistent method of accounting for each employee's restroom time, thereby ensuring equal treatment to all employees. 

Until all necessary equipment is finally put in place on May. 25, adherence to the new RTP will be on the honour system.

Under the new RTP, a "Restroom Trip Bank" will be established for each employee. The first day of each month employees will be given twenty (20) Restroom Trip Credits. These credits may be accumulated.

In the next two weeks the entrances to all restrooms will be equipped with personnel identification stations, computer-linked voice print recognition devices, and all the other equipment described below. 

Before the effective date of the new RTP, each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal and one under stress) to Human Resources. The voice print recognition stations will be optional and not restrictive for this month. Please acquaint yourself with the stations during that period.

Once that equipment is in place and it's possible to monitor the restrooms electronically, if the employee's Restroom Trip Bank balance reaches zero, the doors to the restroom will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first working day of the following month. 

In addition, all restroom stalls are being equipped with timed paper roll retractors. If the stall is being occupied for more than three minutes, an alarm tone will sound throughout each building's intercom. 

Immediately afterwards our new advanced voice synthesis system will announce the name of the delinquent employee and his or her department.

Ten seconds after the alarm sounds, the roll of paper will retract into the wall, the toilet will flush, and the stall door will spring open. If the stall remains occupied, your picture will be taken.

The picture will then be posted on the bulletin board in the respective departments and on our intranet home page. Anyone's picture showing up three times will immediately be terminated. 

If you have any questions about this policy, please ask your supervisor. But make sure you check with the 'Supervisor Questions Policy first'.

We know you will want to co-operate so that this new policy can be expedited smoothly.

Human Resources,

Employee Benefits