Andr-Tech uk666 Posted April 24, 2019 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted April 24, 2019 A Comparison Of Early 21st Century Religious Theory Catholicism -- He who denies himself the most toys wins. Anglican -- They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox -- No, they were OURS first. Polytheism -- There are many toy makers. Evolutionism -- The toys made themselves. Baptist -- Once played, always played. Church of Christ Scientist -- We are the toys. Communism -- Everyone gets the same number of toys and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. Amish -- Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism -- The doll is as important as the dump truck. Hedonism -- To heck with the rulebook. Let’s play! Hinduism -- He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses. 7th Day Adventist -- He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses. Church of Christ -- He whose toys make music loses. Calvinist -- Once played, always played. Jehovah’s Witnesses -- He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins. Pentecostalism -- He whose toys can talk wins. Existentialism -- Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism -- Once a toy is dipped in the water it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism -- We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them. Atheism-- There is no toy maker. Agnosticism-- It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Branch Davidians -- He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins. Mormonism -- Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo -- Let me borrow that doll for a second. Apathy -- Toys? Why do I need toys? Judaism -- I’m selling toys. You buying? Church of Scientology -- Toys ‘R’ Us. Pantheism -- The universe is one great big toy. Capitalism -- He who dies with the most toys wins. Hare Krishna -- He who plays with the most toys win. 1 Link to comment
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