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The Elderly (2)

  1. OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved
  2. OLD CARS never die; they just get run into the ground
  3. OLD CASHIERS never die; they just check out
  4. OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive
  5. OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically
  6. OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react
  7. OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes
  8. OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibrium
  9. OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that way
  10. OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucket
  11. OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose
  12. OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memory
  13. OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dust
  14. OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged
  15. OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it!
  16. OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire
  17. OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over
  18. OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six
  19. OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away
  20. OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged
  21. OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties
  22. OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull
  23. OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away
  24. OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their bottom time
  25. OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop
  26. OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board
  27. OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their spring
  28. OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience
  29. OLD EDITORS do it with a red pen
  30. OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times
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