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Men vs Women

SUCCESS: 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

STYLE: 
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 

MONEY MANAGEMENT: 
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. 
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want. 

HAPPINESS: 
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS: 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS: 
Men marry because they are tired. 
Women marry because they are curious. 
Both are disappointed. 

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE: 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

MEMORIES: 
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry. 
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN: 
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. 

 WHAT A WOMAN WANTS: 
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy... 
- One is to let her think she is having her own way. 
- The other is to let her have it. 

LONGEVITY: 
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 

MISTAKES: 
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use in two people remembering the same thing. 

THE BATTLE: 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 
A woman always has the last word in any argument.

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