10 Bumperstickers on the Enterprise

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10 Bumperstickers on the Enterprise

1. Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!
2. One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it
3. HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!
4. Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!
5. Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
6. CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
7. If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?
8. Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
9. We brake for cubes!
10. Wesley On Board!

 
Best Bumpersticker on Borg ship:
     "Blonde Borgs have the same fun."