Ten Classical Bumper Stickers

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Ten Classical Bumper Stickers

I’m not driving fast-just flying low.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I brake for… Wait… Aaah! No brakes!!!!

If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.

If you can read this, please flip me back over.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

I’m out of bed and driving, what more do you want?

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.