Andr-Tech uk666 Posted December 4, 2018 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted December 4, 2018 Things you'd love to say at work…… And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? You!... Off my planet! Does your train of thought have a caboose? Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. A PBS mind in an MTV world. Allow me to introduce my selves. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. How do I set a laser printer to stun? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay check. Link to comment
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