Never Judge a Book by its Author

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Never Judge a Book by its Author 
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Is O. J. Guilty?..............................Howard I. Know 
Animal Illnesses......................... Ann Thrax 
French Overpopulation……..........Francis Crowded 
Fallen Underwear .......................Lucy Lastic 
Downpour! ..................................Wayne Dwops 
Cloning ........................................Ima Dubble 
Irish Flooring ..............................Lynn O'Leum 
I Lived in Detroit .........................Helen Earth 
Inflammation, Please ................Arthur Itis 
Handel's Messiah ......................Ollie Luyah 
House Construction ………..........Bill Jerome Home 
Unemployed ..............................Anita Job 
Off to Market .............................Tobias A. Pigg 
Holmes Does it Again ……….......Scott Linyard 
Home Alone IV ..........................Eddie Buddyhome 
Lewis Carroll .............................Alison Wonderland 
Leo Tolstoy ................................Warren Peace 
The L. A. Lakers Breakfast …....Kareem O' Wheat 
Neither a Borrower ...................Nora Lender Bee 
The French Chef .......................Sue Flay 
Tight Situation ..........................Leah Tard 
The Scent of a Man ..................Jim Nasium 
Why Cars Stop ..........................M. T. Tank 
Wind in the Willows ………..........Russell Ingleaves 
Look Younger ...........................Fay Slift 
Mountain Climbing ..................Andover Hand 
It's Springtime! .........................Theresa Green 
No! ............................................Kurt Reply 
And Shut Up! ............................Sid Downe