Andr-Tech uk666 Posted October 14, 2018 Andr-Tech Share #1 Posted October 14, 2018 I Will Survive Below are the new lyrics to 'I WILL SURVIVE' THE MALE VERSION At first I was afraid I was petrified By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd Assault me in your bed. I tried to go, walk out the door, But you've been sitting on my legs and I Can't feel them anymore, And now you're sitting on my face, my nose Has vanished - not a trace, I only hope that your big knickers are not Made of liquorice lace I want to go, I've got to leave Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave I Only hope that no one saw me walking home With such a slut Oh God the things that you can get up to when you're Half cut. I can't believe, I'm lying here. It's all 'cos of that f**king evil drink that We call beer You can all sod your beer goggles, sh*t I must Have been blind To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy young behind. Please let me go, I'm getting scared There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly Breasts from being bared. I think that I must have been mad, God what Made me want to court her? With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just Filled up with water It's time to go, run out the door She's started hinting that she wants sex on her Dirty lino floor I don't think there's anything worse Than the al-co-hol-ics curse. I WILL SURVIVE! To which the girls reply... THE FEMALE VERSION At first I was afraid, I was petrified. By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side. I would've drunk a little less, I would've Tried to keep my head, If I'd know for just one second I'd be in Your crusty bed... I tried to go, walk out the door. But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I fell on the floor. Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace, But I'd rather look at that, than at your F**king ugly face...! I want to go, I've got to leave. Your talk of chicks and football really makes Me want to heave. I only know I've got to stop my drinking Sprits and the beer Coz when I looked at you last night, hell, you Looked just like Richard Gere! I can't believe, that we both shagged. You should be wearing concrete shoes or should be Simply bound and gagged. I'm f**king off right now, I'm jumping on the Flippin' train And I'm not stopping till I'm home and washed Your greebies down the drain. Please let me go, I feel quite sick, We had the worst sex in the world and you're A bloody ugly prick I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm Stuck with you, you twat. It's time to go, run out the door. You look so ugly it should really be against the law. I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm gonna Have no stupid fun Coz waking up beside you makes me Want to be a nun! I WILL SURVIVE! 1 Link to comment
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