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An office prayer


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An office prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off, and also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the a$# that I might have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday. And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

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Seems the brother of that other naughty...naughty one. Same family, for sure.

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