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SATIRE: ANOTHER MODEST PROPOSAL...

VOTE FOR ME ! I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME !

I AM THAT GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL FUN MADE GUY !

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU CRY ! I LOVE YOU !

VOTE FOR ME, I WILL MAKE GREAT FUN FOR YOU AGAIN !

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU ! I LOVE YOU !

I AM A DRUG CRAZED BABY KILLER,
PEDOPHILE, CANNIBAL... VOTE FOR ME; I LOVE YOU !

VOTE FOR ME ! I'LL MAKE YOU ! I LOVE YOU !

VOTE FOR ME; EVERYBODY LOVES ME ! I LOVE YOU !

YOU LOVE ME; VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU !
 
I AM THE GREATEST;  VOTE FOR ME ! I LOVE YOU !   

VOTE FOR ME, I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME !

I AM YOUR EVIL, GREEDY, NARCISSISTIC
NAZI-FASCIST MAFIOSO ! I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME !

VOTE FOR ME ! VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU !

I AM YOUR KING WHO IS KING OF ALL KINGS !

VOTE FOR ME; I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME !

I AM SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER !

VOTE FOR ME ! I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME !

I AM THE MILITARY, INDUSTRIAL, FINANCIAL
BANKING COMPLEX... I LOVE YOU !

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME!

I WILL MAKE THE WORLD FUN AND SAFE AGAIN !

I AM THE CRISIS... VOTE FOR ME; YOU NEED ME.

I HAVE ONLY ONE BURNING DESIRE: LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE !

I'LL BRING THE THERMITE AND,

I'LL BRING THE BARBECUE SAUCE ! I LOVE YOU !

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU ! I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME 

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME ! I LOVE YOU 

I AM THE FUN MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN ! LOVE ME !

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU ! I LOVE YOU !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME !

I AM YOUR AMBIVALENT LOVER !

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU ! I LOVE YOU !

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU ! I LOVE YOU !

I LOVE YOU !   YOU LOVE ME !  YOU LOVE ME !

LET'S MAKE LOVE FUN AND GREAT AGAIN !

I LOVE YOU ! I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME !

VOTE FOR ME !  I'LL MAKE YOU ! I LOVE YOU !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU !  VOTE FOR ME !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU !  VOTE FOR ME !

YOU LOVE ME AND I LOVE YOU ! VOTE ME, ME, ME !

YOU LOVE ME; I LOVE YOU; YOU LOVE ME, ME, ME...

YES, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME !

YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME, YOU LOVE ME !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU !  VOTE FOR ME !

I AM SO PRETTY: YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME ! 
YOU LOVE ME !

YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME !

VOTE FOR ME !

LET'S MAKE ME, ME, ME GREAT AGAIN;

I AM YOUR HIGH STRUNG, HIGH MAINTENANCE,
NARCISSISTIC, PSYCO-WITCH; MAKE ME YOUR BITCH !

YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME !

YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU !

BAD IS GOOD AND GOOD IS BAD;  BLACK IS WHITE AND
WHITE IS BLACK... YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME ! YOU LOVE ME !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU !  VOTE FOR ME !

REMEMBER I LOVE YOU !  YOU LOVE ME !

IT'S REALLY YOU I LOVE; I AM YOUR GOD ABOVE;
WORSHIP ME ! LOVE ME ! I AM THE KEY !

VOTE FOR ME !  YES, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, ME, ME !

I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME !  YOU LOVE ME !

NOTE:
TAKEN IN PART FROM THE BOOK
"RAVINGS OF A MAD MAN".
COPYRIGHT AND ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

AS HE LOVES YOU AND HE'S WHAT YOU DESERVE!

SO DON'T BE ALARMED AND DON'T FEEL SAD OR BAD
IF THE END OF YOUR WORLD SEEMS CLOSE AT HAND;
FOR, HE'S NOT TO BLAME AND HE'S CERTAINLY
NOT MAD, FOR YOU SEE OF COURSE, HE'S ONLY A MAN...

WHO CAN PUT THESE WORDS INTO SONG...
AS HE MAY BE VERY, VERY WRONG...

 

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