Customs Officer

[Seafood]

Paddy was walking through customs at the airport, carrying a large bottle. “What have you there?” asked a suspicious customs officer. Paddy replied, “T’is holy water from Knock Shrine. I am bringing it home from me pilgrimage.” The officer took the bottle and tried some. “Why it’s Irish whiskey,” he spluttered. “Lord bless me,” exclaimed Paddy. “Another miracle."