Post Surgery

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A man wakes up in post op after bowel removal surgery.

He is greeted by a lovely smiling nurse whom after inquiring about his well being offers him some laxatives.

Patient- What's that for?

Nurse-That's to loosen your stools so you don't pop your sutures. But more importantly, the surgeon dropped his Vacheron Constantin wrist watch in there and he wants it back as soon as possible...