Doctors Advice

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The 92-year old farmer came to the doctor to get his half-yearly test results.

The doctor said, “Well, given your age, I think you are doing very well, indeed. Come back in 6 months for the next check-up.

By the way, do you have any questions? The farmer answered, “No, Doc, but I have an announcement. I am getting married again!”

The doctor said, “Well, congratulations! Do I know the bride? “No Doc,” the farmer answered, “but she is the most beautiful 24-year old you have ever seen.

Oh, Oh”, thought the doctor, “the stupid old fool. Maybe I should give him a bit of a hint” and the doctor said,

“Well, you are very busy on that farm of yours. Why don’t you hire a young and strong farm-hand to keep your wife company? ”“ Mmmmhhh”, said the farmer, “I think that is an excellent idea, doc! I will follow up on your suggestion.

”Six months later the farmer was back for his check-up and, as usual, all was fine given his age.“

Any questions?”, asked the doctor. “No, doc.” said the farmer, “But I have an announcement! My wife is pregnant!!!”“

Oh … Oh,” thought the doctor, “the old fool!” Trying to get some realism into the farmers mind the doctor asked:” And how is the farm hand?

”The farmer replied “Oh, she’s pregnant too.”