Problem Child

[Seafood]

A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of Year 3.
The boy said 'Miss, I should be in Year 4, I'm smarter than my sister and she's in Year 4'.
The Teacher had heard enough of his complaints and took the boy to the Head Teacher's office.
She explained everything to the Head Teacher who decided to test the boy with some questions that someone in Year 4 should know.
Head Teacher: What's 3+3?
Boy: 6
Head Teacher: 6+6?
Boy: 12
And so on...
The Head Teacher asked the boy many questions and the boy got them right.
The Head Teacher then asked The Teacher to send the boy to Year 4.
The Teacher decided to ask some more questions and the Head Teacher agreed.
Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
Teacher: What's in your pants that you have but I don't have?
Boy: Pockets
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Head Teacher's eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
The Head Teacher is looking restless.
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose
Teacher: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
Boy: Arrow
Teacher: What starts with an 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins, pumps and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
The Head Teacher breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher: 'Send the boy to University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!'