Large Pig

[Seafood]

Once upon a time there were three brothers who wanted to win the prize at the state fair for the largest pig. They tried everything to get the pig larger, but he kept shitting the food right out.

One day, one of the brothers got the idea to stick a cork in its a$# to hold the food in. Surprisingly enough it worked! The pig kept getting bigger and bigger, until it was the size of a house!

It took a semi to get the pig to the fair, but they got it there and won the blue ribbon. The fact that transporting the pig there and back cost more than the prize money is beside the fact.

When they got the pig home they were faced with a dilemma; what do you do with a pig the size of a house? You can't kill it because it would take forever to dig a hole big enough to bury it. Well, one of the brothers had a bright idea.

They went out and bought a monkey and a ladder. For 2 weeks they trained the money to climb the ladder and pull a cork out of a bottle by giving him a banana if he did. Finally when they thought he was ready they set the ladder up next to the pig

The brothers watched as the monkey climbed up the ladder, looked around hesitantly, then grabbed the cork. Everything went black.

Sometime later the brothers wake up in the hospital. A doctor leaned over the first brother and said, "son, you've been in a coma for the last month. Can you remember the last thing that happened?"

"Well" , said the first brother, "the last thing I remember was pig sh*t flying everywhere."

The doctor leaned over the second brother and said, "son, you've been in a coma for the last month. Can you remember the last thing that happened?"

"Well" , said the second brother, "the last thing I remember was pig sh*t flying everywhere."

The doctor leaned over the third brother and said, "son, you've been in a coma for the last month. Can you remember the last thing that happened?"

"Well," said the third brother, "the last thing I remember is that poor monkey trying to shove the cork back in.