Nurse

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A nurse on her way to work noticed a copper on a bridge with a speed gun and when she went under the bridge the copper pulled her over

Why the hurry he said?

I'm late for work

What do you do he asked

I'm a consultant anus stretcher

What's that he said

She said I have to put a finger from each hand in the anus , gently stretch it till I can get both hands in and stretch till it's about 6 foot

What do you do with 6 ft. Arsehole he said puzzled

We stand them on a bridge with a speed gun