Boasting

[Seafood]

Little Jimmy and Johnny were boasting as little boys do about how good their dads were at various things. Each time Johnny came out on top. Exasperated Jimmy says that his Dad is so clever when he smokes a cigarette he can blow the smoke out of his nose.

Not to be outdone Johnny says that was nothing very clever about that because his Dad smokes he can blow the smoke out of his ar*e. Jimmy says "I don't believe you. Have you ever seen him do this.?" Johnny is quiet for a while and say, " well I have never actually seen him do it but I have seen the nicotine stains on his underpants."