Poor girl

[draww]

A poor girl is hanging out with two of her posh friends.

The first posh friend says: "My husband just bought me a yacht."

And the poor girl: "Oh, how wonderful!"

The second posh friend says: "My husband just got us a huge house on the coast of Tahiti."

And the poor girl: "Oh, how wonderful!"

One of the posh friends asks the poor girl: "And your husband, has he bought you anything?"

So she goes: "Yeah, he got me some diction lessons to improve my speech. So before I used to say 'axe' but now I say 'ask'; before I used to say 'exetera' but now I say 'etcetera'; before I used to say 'I don't give a flying f*ck' but now I say 'Oh, how wonderful!'