Constipated

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Paddy is suffering from constipation so he sees his doctor.

The doctor gives him a suppository and tells him to put it in his back passage.

A week later Paddy goes back to the doctor who asked him if he has followed his instructions.

Paddy replies "I don’t have a back passage in my house so I put it in the hall, but I might as well have stuck it up my ar*e for all the good it did."