The Geography Of A Woman

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The Geography Of A Woman

• Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
• Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
• Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
• Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
• Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
• Between 51 and 60, a woman is like United States, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
• Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
• After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
• After 80, they are like Australia, everyone knows where it is, but nobody wants to go.

The Geography Of A Man

• Between 18 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts.