Elementary Genius

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A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said "Ma'am, I should be in 4th grade, Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade".

The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy to the Principal's office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What's 3+3? Boy: 6

Principal: 6+6? Boy: 12

& so on..

The Principal asked the boy many questions and the boy got them right. The Principal then asked M'am to send the boy to 4th grade. M'am decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.

1. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï've only 2 of? Boy: Legs

2. M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I don't have? Boy: Pockets

3. M'am: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut

4. M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum

5. M'am: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I? Boy: Tent. The principal was looking restless

6. M'am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me 1st; what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring

7. M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose

8. M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver Boy: Arrow

9. M'am: What starts with 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've to use ur hand? Boy:Fork

10. M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname

11. M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher "Send the boy to the University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!"