Administrator draww Posted March 28 Administrator #1 Posted March 28 Little Johnny’s Sunday school teacher asked the class, “What is the 1st part of your body that goes to Heaven?”. Johnny raised his hand and started squirming all around. Luckily the teacher noticed sherry had her hand raised and the teacher motioned for her answer. Sherry jumps up and says, “It’s your hands, when you’re praising Jesus, your hands are reaching for the heavens”. The teacher says, “very good Sherry”, and looks around to see who else thinks they know. She see’s little Johnny still dancing around trying to get the teachers attention and luckily Holly raises her hand and the teacher motions for her answer. Holly jumps and and said, “It’s your head. Your head is the highest part of your body and the closest to heaven”. The teacher says, “very good Holly, is there anyone else who wants to give it a try?”. Reluctantly she calls on Johnny as no one else had there hand up. Johnny jumps up and says, “It’s your feet”, and the teachers replies, “ why your feet?”. Little Johnny says, “I don’t really know for sure, but I heard all this commotion coming from my parents room and I ran over and peaked thru the door. There was my mom with her feet straight up in the air yelling at the top of her lungs, “oh god I’m coming”, and you know, I think she would’ve went to if the postman wasn’t holding her down”. 3
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