Andr-Tech uk666 Posted March 26 Andr-Tech #1 Posted March 26 Pope Dies St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: "I am the pope." St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book." The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth." St. Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me" The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church" St. Peter: "The Catholic church. Never heard of it. Wait, I'll check with the boss." St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God. St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth." God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait Earth, I remember Earth. I knocked up some Jewish chick there about 2000 years ago and I heard they are still talking about it." 1 2
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