Pope Dies

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Pope Dies

St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is.

The Pope: "I am the pope."

St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."

The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."

St. Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me"

The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church"

St. Peter: "The Catholic church. Never heard of it. Wait, I'll check with the boss."

St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.

St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."

God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait Earth, I remember Earth. I knocked up some Jewish chick there about 2000 years ago and I heard they are still talking about it."