Burns

[Seafood]

I was in the pub. I go there a lot. My pal Bill was standing at the bar and I noticed that both his ears were bandaged up.

"Hello Bill" I said. I spoke loudly as I wasn't sure he would hear me. "What happened to you?"

He replied " I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang. Absent mindedly I put the iron to my ear instead of the phone, and burnt my ear"

"Gosh" I said "That's terrible - but what happened to your other ear?"

Bill looked at me.... "They phoned back."