Legs

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Legs

So, the wife and I were in town shopping.

And as we came out of a store, three girls aged between 18 and 20 walked by, wearing tiny cropped tops and short skirts. 

One of them, a tall blonde, had really fantastic, long, toned and tanned legs.

I gently nudged my wife and said, "I bet you wish you still had legs like that!".

She got really upset with me. 

In fact, I could still hear her sobbing as I wheeled her up the ramp into the next store.