Pulled Over

[Seafood]

A man is pulled over as he is suspected to have been drink-driving. The police officer asks him to take a breathalyser test, the man pulls a card out of his wallet saying " this man is asthmatic, do not force him to breathe into any device, signed Doctor Smith".

The police officer asks for him to take a blood test, the man pulls out another card saying " this man is diabetic, do not take blood from him, signed Doctor Jones".

The officer asks the man to take a urine test and he pulls out another card saying " this man is a Man Utd fan, don't take the piss"