Fat Free

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Fat Free

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy.

He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. 

The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”

“Sure, they are,” the cook said:

“We charge only for the potatoes.”