Custody Court

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Custody Court

A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.

Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"

Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him."

Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."

Then the judge looks towards the Ex-husband.

Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"

The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies:

"If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?"