Double

[Seafood]

Young Mr. Thibodeaux met an older woman at City Bar last Saturday night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

They drank a couple of beers, and she asked Thibodeaux if he'd ever had a Louisiana Sportsman's Double? "What's that?" he asked the attractive older woman.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

As Thibodeaux's mind began to race and embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, and he said nervously, "No ma'am, I haven't."

They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink and a smile, "Well mon cher, tonight's your lucky night !!!"

They went back to her place. They walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom . . . you still awake?"