Perfect Husband

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Perfect Husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round. 

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - “Hello?"

W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

H - "Yes."

W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It' absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

H - "What's the price?"

W - "Only $6,000.

H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2025 models. I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year."

H - "What price did he quote you?"

W - "Only $135,000."

H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else."

H - "What?"

W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account, and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."

H - "How much are they asking?"

W - "Only $3,595459, a magnificent price and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover."

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $3,350000. OK?"

W - "OK, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.

The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks:

"Does anyone know who this Cellophane belongs to???"